“Baby’s First Pit Bull”
By Slithergaard Badgersmith Jr.
Can’t figure out what to get for the birthday baby who has everything? Just imagine the joy on Baby’s tiny face when he lays his baby blues on … Baby’s First Pit Bull.
What better fuzzy companion could there be – for the modern toddler on the go – than a vicious domesticated killing machine with a skull-crushing jaw and razor-sharp fangs?
This book, which technically does not “exist,” is a must-read tutorial for anyone considering a cuddly pit bull as Baby’s bloodthirsty new pal. Learn how, with his menacing growl and hair-trigger temper, Baby’s First Pit Bull enhances Baby’s street reputation as an infant not to messed with.
See also: “Baby’s Bucket List”
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Book Blurbs editor John Breneman is the author of “Downsized! How I Got Laid Off After 30 Years in Newspapers and Turned My Funniest Sunday Advice Columns Into a Blockbuster E-book.”