by jb | Sep 17, 2013 | Godzilla
Polls show Godzilla’s stance for clean energy is offputting to many Republicans. But leading experts say the Green Behemoth’s poo can power a small city for up to 17 days.
by jb | Sep 17, 2013 | Godzilla
The stock market is sensitive to fluctuations in Godzilla’s mood and his whereabouts. Occasionally, an inadvertent swath of scorched earth burns investors on Wall Street. Tweet...
by jb | Sep 17, 2013 | Godzilla
This is a panel from my award-losing Godzilla series. Leading experts now agree that Godzilla’s connection to global warming is in unassailable scientific fact.
by jb | Sep 17, 2013 | Godzilla
This is a panel from my award-losing Godzilla series. Godzilla’s hunger for a more robust transportation infrastructure is fueled by his insatiable appetite for planes, trains and automobiles!
by jb | Sep 15, 2013 | Life
As the plot thickens from Syria to Russia to North Korea to tiny Portsmouth, my crack Triple Action News team brings you exclusive, up-to-the-minute satiric analysis of the major issues of our time. Today we are fortunate to tap the expertise of the widely...
