Meet the Fucking Team

Buster “Spanky” Breneman and Benjamin “Frankie” Breneman

Comedy pioneers whose mesmerizing, Andy Kaufman-like, dead-eyed “Twins from Hell” routine left audiences from Appalachia to the Catskills in stitches (circa 1910)

Mr. Twain and Mr. Rogers

Humanistic humorists who blazed a trail for future funnymen and funnywomen to follow.

Key Quotes:
“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” – Twain
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Rogers

Zeus B

Zeitgeist influencer / medeival mead sommelier whose true identity is known only by Sherlock Holmes III and the investigative Triple Action News reporter Reid Page. 

Holds an honorary 3Ph.D. in [3 funny things] at Triple Action University, where he also starred on the Debate Team and was president of the Jiminy Cronkite Club. 

Christopher “Chris” Elliott

A true trumpet ‘n’ humor troubador … keeping the world safe for hip-mockracy and other sweet turns of a phrase.

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Holds a 3Ph.D. from Triple Action University in Musical Comedy, Gourmet Disquisition and Spoken Word Wizardry.

Deck … Jeff Deck

Undisputed 5-time champion of, y’know … a renaissance man with renaissance hair and the world’s most valuable collection of Renaissance Action Figures with Kung Fu Grip.

Holds an honorary 3Ph.D. in [3 funny things] from Triple Action University, where he also [2 funny things].

Christopher “Chris” Elliott

A true trumpet ‘n’ humor troubador … keeping the world safe for hip-mockracy and other sweet turns of a phrase.

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Holds a 3Ph.D. from Triple Action University in Musical Comedy, Gourmet Disquisition and Spoken Word Wizardry.