Cannibal House

 

Human flesh the way you like it. The way grandma used to make it.

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Welcome To Cannibal House

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Testimonials

What People are Saying

“Everyday people, dining with, and on, everyday people.”

“The bone-in human leg shank left my heart pounding and my stomach shrieking for more.”

Jackius Wellington-Err

“The atmosphere and service are simply savage.”

“I got straight jacked up on human flesh, bitch. Cows and chickens are dead to me. ”

Smoky Dupree 

“The woman was tender, but the man was a little gamy.”

“Start with the seared flesh appetizer. Then try the Grilled Norwegian Tenderloin.”

Marvelous Jingleton

“Oh my God, I just chowed a frickin human being! What have I done?”

“Then again, it was [great pro beef description].”

Eleanor Crackpipe

Only the Best

Fresh Ingredient, Tasty Meals

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$26.95

Grilled Fillet

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$53.3

Chicken Breast

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$40.5

King Crab

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$40.5

Sea Trout

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$22.3

Roasted Bakra

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$22.3

Roasted Bakra

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Hours of Operation
MON – FRI
10:00am – 1:00pm
4:00pm – 10:30pm
SAT
3:00pm – 10:30pm
SUN
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