Triple Action Pharmaceutical

Here at Triple Action Pharmaceutical we use chemistry to make millions of pills, and dollars. Our groundbreaking sex drug — Fornica — is really terrific. Ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough to fornicate, with Fornica.

Skelorex, our signature weight loss drug, is scary good. Very scary. Seriously, most people cannot handle this shit. In fact, don’t even watch the video. This stuff will seriously kill you. Side effects may include …