Meet the Fucking Team
We Kick Butt to Help YOU Kick Ass !!!(* This page is under construction. Exercise extreme caution.)
Buster “Spanky” Breneman and Benjamin “Frankie” Breneman
Comedy pioneers whose mesmerizing, Andy Kaufman-like, dead-eyed “Twins from Hell” routine left audiences from Appalachia to the Catskills in stitches (circa 1910)
Founders
Mr. Twain and Mr. Rogers
Humanistic humorists who blazed a trail for future funnymen and funnywomen to follow.
Key Quotes:
“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” – Twain
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Rogers
Tungsten Steele, Ph.D.
Creative Juggernaut
Stop. Hammer time … ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Praesent mattis nec nisi non luctus. Donec aliquam non nisi ut rutrum. In sit amet vestibulum felis, id aliquet ipsum. Vestibulum feugiat lacinia aliquet.
Chief Metaphysical Officer
Zeus B
Zeitgeist influencer / medeival mead sommelier whose true identity is known only by Sherlock Holmes III and the investigative Triple Action News reporter Reid Page.
Holds an honorary 3Ph.D. in [3 funny things] at Triple Action University, where he also starred on the Debate Team and was president of the Jiminy Cronkite Club.
Chief Expletive Officer
Christopher “Chris” Elliott
A true trumpet ‘n’ humor troubador … keeping the world safe for hip-mockracy and other sweet turns of a phrase.
[ADD Bio / web links]
Key Quotes / Fun fact / other:
Add funny text here
Holds a 3Ph.D. from Triple Action University in Musical Comedy, Gourmet Disquisition and Spoken Word Wizardry.
Chief of Tech-Knowledgy
Jefferson Rapper, 3Ph.D.
Man of letter and numbers.
Co-founder of the Humor Gazette.
Chief Triple Action Data Officer.
Holds a 3Ph.D. from Triple Action University in Revisionist History, (Notorious) Big Data and Jeffersonian Wackonomics.
Executive Vice Ghostwriter
Deck … Jeff Deck
Undisputed 5-time champion of, y’know … a renaissance man with renaissance hair and the world’s most valuable collection of Renaissance Action Figures with Kung Fu Grip.
Holds an honorary 3Ph.D. in [3 funny things] from Triple Action University, where he also [2 funny things].
Chief Expletive Officer
Christopher “Chris” Elliott
A true trumpet ‘n’ humor troubador … keeping the world safe for hip-mockracy and other sweet turns of a phrase.
[ADD Bio / web links]
Key Quotes / Fun fact / other:
Add funny text here
Holds a 3Ph.D. from Triple Action University in Musical Comedy, Gourmet Disquisition and Spoken Word Wizardry.
Chief of Tech-Knowledgy
Jefferson Rapper, 3Ph.D.
Man of letter and numbers.
Co-founder of the Humor Gazette.
Chief Triple Action Data Officer.
Holds a 3Ph.D. from Triple Action University in Revisionist History, (Notorious) Big Data and Jeffersonian Wackonomics.
Bob “Godzilla” Smith
President, CEO, XYZ
Likes pretzels. ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Praesent mattis nec nisi non luctus. Donec aliquam non nisi ut rutrum. In sit amet vestibulum felis, id aliquet ipsum. Vestibulum feugiat lacinia aliquet.
Spirits Emeritus
Jackie Robinson
International Fudge Scientist
Toga! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Praesent mattis nec nisi non luctus. Donec aliquam non nisi ut rutrum. In sit amet vestibulum felis, id aliquet ipsum. Vestibulum feugiat lacinia aliquet.
Tungsten Steele, Ph.D.
Creative Juggernaut
Stop. Hammer time … ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Praesent mattis nec nisi non luctus. Donec aliquam non nisi ut rutrum. In sit amet vestibulum felis, id aliquet ipsum. Vestibulum feugiat lacinia aliquet.
What people are saying about The Team
We loved working with The Team. The Fucking Team helped us TRIPLE annual revenues for THREE straight years.
Pop Quizzes
Uranium Fridays
Old-Fashioned Technology
Creative Words and Stuff
Adventures in Writing with Humanity, Humor and Heart
Learn from the top thought leaders in the industry are saying about what John Breneman’s latest game-changer.
Our Portfolio of Clients Includes Some of the Smallest Names in Retail
How we helped Triple Action Pharmaceutical TRIPLE annual revenues for THREE straight years.