Writer | Editor | Et Cetera
Hi, my name is johnbreneman.com, but you can call me John Breneman for short. I launched my first “World Wide Web” site pre-Y2K and am now exploring fun ways to “brand” myself here in the lucrative, fast-paced “blogosphere.”
My Favorite Spaceman
Long, long ago, in a galaxy that now seems very far away, I got a chance to interview a future astronaut.
The year was 1987 — long before my career as an internationally obscure writer had achieved liftoff — and the future spaceman was a fellow York (Maine) High School kid named Chris Cassidy. READ MORE >>
Where to begin. Born writer. Three-decade newspaper journalist. Now writing, editing and ideating for Vital, a high-energy digital agency in the heart of my hometown of Portsmouth.
I am also the founding CEO of Triple Action Enterprises. Did I mention that I run an imaginary business empire/imagination factory in my spare time?
Conceived as a platform for sharing my archival writings and renderings, and for launching new creative ventures and publishings, it serves as my online HQ. (Fun fact: It answers to both tripleactionnews.com and johnbreneman.com)
In 2019: I co-wrote and appeared in a play for the first time ever and enjoyed the privilege of serving as editorial director for the sold-out “Point of No Return” TEDxPortsmouth event at The Music Hall. (The photo at the top, by Keith Tharp, is me backstage at The Music Hall filing this TEDx story on deadline for the local paper.)
New for 2020: I’m trying to figure out how to blog properly, once and for all. As a public service, I am sharing here for free my post “Blogging WORST Practices: 19 Tips on How NOT to Blog.”
Welcome to the Year 2020
Bicycle Time Traveler (c. 1889)
PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Dateline 1889. One thing I adore about this little burg we call Portsmouth is that we love to blur the lines between present and past. And what better way to time travel on a warm November day than perched atop a contraption whose front wheel stands no less than 4 feet tall and whose back wheel is a sporty 17 inches? Read more …
History’s heartthrobs talk Valentine’s Day
Hey, all you hopeless romantics. It’s almost Valentine’s Day and you know what that means. Yep, sweet paydays for the card people, the candy people and the flower people. Read on for words of love from some of history’s hottest heartthrobs …
Trump on MLK Day: 'I Have a Tweet'
Days before his inauguration and perfectly timed for Rev. Martin Luther King Day in 2017, Donald Trump tweeted a bunch of garbage about civil rights hero U.S. Rep. John Lewis. This caused me to imagine what our pathetic White House tweeter-monger would have tweeted about Dr. King. Read: “I Have a Tweet.”
New Year's Resolution Solutions
Wish you had a swell New Year’s resolution but can’t figure out what it should be? It may not be too late.
A word of caution: The surgeon general warns that New Year’s resolutions are the leading cause of failed New Year’s resolutions. Read on for New Year’s resolution tips and strategies …
Triple Action Enterprises
Triple Action Enterprises is a virtual multinational Imagination Factory conglomerate with rich Intellectual Property Holdings across the Universal Spectrum of Creative Expression about The Human Experience in a World Gone Haywire.
Triple Action Studios
The creative process works in mysterious ways. For example, I recently appointed myself creative director of this creative studio I just created — inspired by the unexpected opportunity to co-write and appear in a play, “Somebody Dies.”
Triple Action Pharmaceutical
Triple Action Pharmaceutical is my fake drug company. Visit our company home page to learn more about our hot new sex pill, Fornica, and watch a video ad for our revolutionary weight-loss formula, Skelorex. Plus, watch the promotional video for e-Meth.
Triple Action University
One of the most prestigious fake colleges in the Poison Ivy League, Triple Action U. enables you to earn your triple Ph.D. in just three months. Notable alumni include the American redneck savant, Mr. Billy Buck Teefus. Apply today!
Motto: If Trump started a fake university, why can’t I?
* Warning: Under Construction
Triple Action Publishing
After getting “Downsized!” from journalism after a 30-year run, I reimagined some of my favorite pretend advice columns into an Amazon-available book packed with hilarious advice on love, hate, sex, guns, booze, politics, racism, hibernation, exorcists and, of course, getting downsized.
Friend of Elwood
Elwood, of course, is my trusty sidecat. Not every cat has a web page where they post their New Year’s Resolutions or are photoshopped robbing A-Rod of a home run in a Major League Baseball game. But Elwood does.

Triple Action News
My long career in newspapers is a whole other story. Details to come.
Triple Action Real Estate
Triple Action Real Estate is a parody agency, but the online ecommerce experiment is quite “real.”
Triple Action Cinema
We’re working on an important film script at the moment. Stay tuned for details. And now, our Feature Presentation …
Triple Action Zoo
No cages. No fences. No walls. Just fun, fascinating footage of our favorite animal friends. A virtual video zoo.
Triple Action Sports
The incredible Roberto Clemente (above) inspired me to join the baseball world in 1971. It’s been quite an adventure. Baseball cards. Opening Day at Fenway as the Sox unfurled their first World Series banner since 1918 (“Hub Fans Bid Curse Adieu”). A bizarre video called “Rain Delay Man.” Check out some of my diamond gems on My Baseball Page.
Triple Action News
Heart of a journalist
For an insatiably curious, highly visual wordsmith like me, a career in newspapers was ideal.
I pursued my passion for writing (locally and in Boston) by interviewing and telling the stories of business and nonprofit executives; academic leaders; politicians; entertainment and sports figures; thought leaders, influence shapers and everyday people from all walks of life.
I discovered and explored my love of graphic design, sharpening my eye for how to integrate high-impact visuals with top-notch copy.
Always with the clock ticking toward the next edition.
Headlines on deadline.
Extra, extra! Here’s the scoop on my newspaper career …
My career in communications dates back to high school when my first article for the York High newspaper, a whimsical piece about wombats, prompted my classmates on the production team to name our paper The Wombat Weekly.
After securing a bachelor’s degree in philosophy up the road at Colby College, then completing the obligatory cross-country trip with a friend, it was time to get to work. I knew I loved to write but had little clue about what career to pursue. But my dad knew. He nudged me to the newsroom of our hometown York Weekly – opening the door on a deeply fulfilling life in print and electronic journalism.
When my career path led me across the Piscataqua River to the Portsmouth Herald in late 1988, I was almost immediately sent out to Pease Air Force Base to cover the press conference where we learned the shocking news that Pease would close.
My consistently outstanding work in Portsmouth created an opportunity in Cambridge, Mass., as the editor of the Cambridge Chronicle. A few highlights of my time there include meeting the amazing Miss Ruth Jones on her 100th birthday, covering the exploits of Bill Walsh, a city councilor who went on the lam after being indicted for bank fraud, and crafting the award-winning 150th anniversary edition of the Chronicle.
I returned to the Portsmouth Herald as Sunday editor in 1998. And when I reflect on the coverage we did in the aftermath of 9/11, I still feel a solemn sense of pride. I was not scheduled to be in the newsroom on Sept. 11, 2001, but when I got there our city editor asked me to write this essay to lead the next day’s front page.
Boston beckoned once more in 2005, when I began a seven-year stint at the Boston Herald. Some of my favorite work from that time involved collaborating with an artist on comic-style pages for our Sunday edition – satirizing such topics as America’s addiction to oil.
Almost as soon as I returned to Seacoast Media Group last September, the executive editor offered me the privilege of taking over the Sunday Page Two column. Since then I have enjoyed writing on a wide range of topics — from development issues troubling downtown Portsmouth and the 20th birthday of the Internet to a piece about a kid from my high school who blasted off into outer space as an astronaut.
Along the way my passion for blending humor and humanity led me to launch a personal website called the Humor Gazette (est. 2003) and more recently to start a new project at johnbreneman.com.
I created this logo for the “Portsmouth” category on my personal website. Click on it to see some of the Sunday columns I wrote for the Portsmouth Herald.
I created this page at johnbreneman.com (also known as TripleActionNews.com) to showcase some of my graphic design work. Proficient in Photoshop, InDesign and other programs, I have deep experience integrating high-impact visuals and top-quality editorial for both print and web. I have also performed webmaster duties and am knowledgeable about Word press, web design, html and SEO.
While I pride myself on being a top-notch writer, editor and graphic designer, I know that the ability to effectively and elegantly communicate information also depends upon a deep appreciation for the art of listening.
So thank you for listening. Click here to see my resume. I can be reached at john.breneman.inc@gmail.com
— John Breneman
September 11, 2001
This is the essay I did for the front page of the Portsmouth Herald on September 12, 2001.
150 Years of History
One of my favorite journalistic projects was crafting the award-winning 150th anniversary edition of the Cambridge Chronicle.
Writing about people
Telling the stories of people’s fascinating lives is a privilege. This one is about legendary photographer Ozzie Sweet.
Newsroom experience
Here’s a link to an exclusive report on my career as a journalist (Boston Herald, Portsmouth Herald, etc.). Actually, it’s my resume.
With Triple Action Writing Services you always get your words’ worth. Ask about our affordable “Million-Dollar-a-Month” plan.
From Print Newspapering to Digital Marketing …
How I Used Inbound Marketing to Land My Dream Job
Long story short, when I got “Downsized” from journalism after a 30-year run, I decided I wanted to work for a local creative agency and Vital quickly became my No. 1 choice. I’m so glad everything worked out the way it was meant to.
Check out our Careers page.
Blogging [Worst] Practices: 19 Tips on How Not to Blog
I swear my bosses must think I have a screw loose to propose a blog about “Bloggin Worst Practices,” but Vital is a place that encourages creativity (and a sense of humor).
Check out our Vital blog.
Team Vital Word Wizards
At Vital, we provide A+ copywriting for A+ clients. We have a team of six kickass copywriters and, in addition to nonstop writing, I also edit the work of my fellow writers (the joke is that I’ve literally been editing copy since before some of them were born; OK boomer).
We also have a heckuva lotta fun around the office (I only rock my Wizard persona at Halloween). This story and video recaps the Vital Winter Olympics held during the 2018 Pyeongchang Games.
Check out our Team page.
Portsmouth, NH (est. 1623)
This is me having a gay old time out front of Portsmouth’s 2018 Pride Parade, swaying my high-wheeler to the free-wheelin’ tunes of the Leftist Marching Band. A favorite bike-related tale is this report from an 1889, I mean 2013, Tweed Ride — Bicycle Time Traveler
Portsmouth, New Hampshire (est. 1623)
Most people don’t notice him at first but there is a gosh darn pole sitter waving his hat High atop that building where I now live.
This article about my hometown’s rich and colorful history turned out to be one of my favorite stories ever, so I am posting it here — along with some other writing about our historic little city by the Piscataqua River.
On Coming Out as a Writer
The urge to write started during my formative, pre-Cambrian years. The urge to discover my destiny as a creative artist evolved over time, then kicked in hard when I was downsized from my triple-decade career in journalism.
The soul-searching that led to my aforementioned self-downsizing also inspired the concept of metaphorically “coming out as a writer.” The following item describes one scribe’s epiphany as he sees his future as a writer flashing before his eyes.
It aspires to be both sincere and tongue in cheek, in expressing a moment of self-affirmation that leads to a positive life choice.
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Needing more time for fiction, nonfiction, etc. …
I was experiencing friction in my work-life balance.
Suddenly, I realized that the answer was write before my eyes
that to do write by myself I needed to
follow what feels write in my heart
get on the write track
start making all the write moves
get my life moving in the write direction
put myself in the write place at the write time
and, if i play my cards write
I will write like the wind
and write off into the sunset …
Father’s Advice to Son was ‘Write Stuff’
When I graduated from college, I knew that I loved to write but had little idea about what type of career to pursue. But my dad did.
A former dashing Air Force pilot and big-city adman, he told me to go see the woman who ran our hometown York Weekly — guiding me directly into what became a deeply fulfilling 30-year career in journalism. I tell a version of that story here in “Father’s Advice to Son was Write Stuff.”
This one is fun. Walkin’ the doggerel around the world economy (during the recession). I’d like to work with someone to get a better version made.
Two of my alter egos here. Triple Action News anchorman Reid Page introducing Mr. Billy Buck Teefus, the American redneck savant.
Anchorman Reid Page delivers a live birthday greating to my nephew. He is available for freelance news broadcasts and birthday party commentary.
This is me back in the day, just shooting the breeze with my mom. Actually, we were shooting a Life Magazine ad … for either brick people or the Plaid Foundaton.
This was also part of our screen test for an Alfred Hitchcock movie that we were going to star in called “The Baby Who Knew Too Much.”
The casting director said I exhibited tremendous emotional range for an infant, but Hitchcock and I had to part ways due to “creative differences.”
Write us a note
“We deal in lead, friend.” Just kidding, we obviously use computers like everybody else on the planet. But we always keep plenty of high-quality lead in our pencils, just in case.
Plus, we really like that famous line by Steve McQueen in “The Magnificent Seven.” He uses lead as a heavy-metal metaphor for some righteous Wild West gunplay. We use the metaphor of a humble, wooden, lead-filled pencil to suggest an elemental simplicity in the way we wield our wordsmithing wizardry to bring the world of ideas to life.
* Our Contact Us form is not technically “live” yet, so for now please contact us at tripleactionnews at gmail.com.
Write us a note
“We deal in lead, friend.” Just kidding, we obviously use computers like everybody else on the planet. But we always keep plenty of high-quality lead in our pencils, just in case.
Plus, we really like that famous line by Steve McQueen in “The Magnificent Seven.” He uses lead as a heavy-metal metaphor for some righteous Wild West gunplay. We use the metaphor of a humble, wooden, lead-filled pencil to suggest an elemental simplicity in the way we wield our wordsmithing wizardry to bring the world of ideas to life.
* Our Contact Us form is not technically “live” yet, so for now please contact us at tripleactionnews at gmail.com.
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Writer | Editor | Et Cetera
Hi, my name is johnbreneman.com, but you can call me John Breneman for short. I launched my first “World Wide Web” site pre-Y2K and am now exploring fun ways to “brand” myself here in the lucrative, fast-paced “blogosphere.”























